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So I did this stupid survey at myspace and when Darrick replied to it, I rememered all these dumb little inside jokes we would allways crank up over.

Here's a couple, please help me out by adding your own in a comment. (BTW, dude: you have to have a gmail-account. It's free, don't worry about it! Go ahead and get one. That way I'll be able to invite you to join this blog as an author and you can then create your own entries. I'll make you an online nerd step by step ... :-)



"Damn dude, we're going to the wooscow!"
(D. Mayes, driving down mainstreet with a beer in one and a cigarette in the other hand.)


"Hey ... must be the moNEY!" (D. Mayes, driving down the fourlane, broke as a motherfucker, waving two bags of Taco Bell stuff around)


"Hey Robby - nice ass!" "I don't even have one, baby!"
(R. Ehlers in reply to someone's comment in class)


"I don't think I need a lyric sheet for this one. If I need a lyric sheet for this one, boy, I might aswell just quit everything!"
(R. Ehlers, just before singing Dennis Leary's "asshole")


"I see your lips moving ... but I can't hear you very well. I've bee physically abused in the ear!"


"Dude, you gotta grab it, shake it, smack it!"


"You did that with your lighter?! DAMN! That shit is tight!"
"Yeah, and have you heard of this awesome invention called eletricity, Dirty?"

Just so you know:

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

I lit my brain with rot-gut whiskey
Till my pain was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges frisk me
Teach me how to swallow pride
I took advice no fool would take
I got some habits I can't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up
That's the way it is in life and love
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

I been up and down and down and out
I've been left and right and wrong
Well, I walked the walk and I run my mouth
Been on the short end for too long
But if they gave medals for honky-tonk wars
Hell, I'd keep mine in my chest-of-drawers
With my IRS bills and divorce papers and all that stuff
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

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So I've decided to start doing this whole blog thing in English as well now. It is pretty much solely devoted to my boy Darrick in Galax, VA. Love ya to death buddy! Subscribe to this biatch to stay up to date with what I'm doing here and do leave a comment whenever you get here, dude!